Holey Jeans

You know what? When I'm walking along in a pair of holey jeans and I run into some one who is either thinking or saying that I'm some how not meeting some kind of arcane standards; I'm thinking "hmmmmm what kind of motherfucking standards did the sleaseball greedy bastards that run the company that made these low quality piece of shit jeans from low quality material with cheap foriegn labor have." Ahhhh the same kind as the person who would be upset with my air-conditioned jeans?